First of all, I'm all "high fashion" in that dingy, messy, basement. That is the first joke. The second is that I make my boyfriend take a picture of me to take a break from the laundry. But, the big mistakes I'm making in this picture, is I'm wearing a "nursing bra" (because I do.) and these girls definitely need a lift. And the biggest confession I have to make is that I hiked up this skirt for it to appear high waisted. Thats terrible!